Estos son los
nuevos nombres para algunas calles de la Capital porteña ante el inminente paso del país
a un estatus colonial dependiente de EEUU:
Videomountain:
Montevideo
The Vulgar Girl: Larrea
Very Cheap: Pichincha
Go On: Seguí
Mounts of Duck: Montes de Oca
Expert Colored Person: Perito Moreno
Stupid Face: Carabobo
Doghouse Doghouse: Cucha Cucha
John Sunday Big Pear: Juan Domingo Perón
Avoid Big Pear: Evita Perón
With That One: Conesa
Phone Book Avenue: Av. Directorio
Money Avenue: Av. La Plata
July Silver Stone Oblique: Diagonal Julio Argentino Roca
Fifth Italian Girl: Quintana
Waterish: Agüero
John, Be Just!: Juan B. Justo
Marked Cat: Catamarca
Big Turkey: Pavón
Jump!: Salta
Cousin Humbert: Humberto Primo
Gentleman Angel: Angel Gallardo
Muddy Cuban: Castro Barros
First Joint: Primera Junta
Saint Martin's Little Fox: Zorrilla de San Martín
Forced To Go Around: Vuelta de Obligado
Cheesey Place: Quesada
Battery: Pila
Rafael Was Forced: Rafael Obligado
Be Born!: Nazca
Skinny: Delgado
Whose: Cuyo
Housekeepers: Caseros
Holy Faith: Santa Fé
Charlie Bold: Carlos Calvo
Umbrella y: Paraguay
Shut up!: Callao
Mount Way: Viamonte |